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How many times a day do you examine the utterance, “You know what see you are able to check out? Game of Thrones ? “

I GET IT. It’s a “phenomenal show.” Fine, whatever. But I don’t want to watch it. Don’t ask me why. I just don’t want to.

But with Season 7 of Game of Thrones premiering July 16, it’s period for all of us non-watchers to prepare for an raid of speech regarding the line that will seem utterly never-ending. So, I have come up with a few fool-proof ways for you to be a part of those discussions without ever watching a single occurrence. I promise they’ll work.

P.S. This was compose with the only Game of Thrones insight I have, so if I get something wrong, don’t@ me. I already told you, I don’t watch Game of Thrones .

Tell everyone your favorite reputation is the dragon .

I’m guessing this is the dragon from ‘Game of Thrones’.

Saying your favorite reference is the dragon seems like a safe bet that you don’t actually need to know a ton about. It’s a dragon how much backstory could it have? This answer might even get a few chuckles out of your friends.

Is there even a dragon? I wouldn’t know, I don’t watch Game of Thrones .

Familiarize yourself with simply one character, and redirect all exchanges to be about that reputation .

Is this Jon Snow?

No is important that( this is very important ), lead ALL conferences about Game of Thrones to this one character. Even if your character wasn’t born hitherto, or died before whatever vistum your friends are discussing, steer it back to your character anyway. Eventually everyone will either are just too confounded or more hassled to continue the conversation.

Better yet, maybe they’ll educate you, and then you’ll have more GoT ( that’s what the kids call it) info in your storehouse for the inevitable next time they raise it up.

Just shield your ears with your hands and do, “No spoilers! I’m not caught up more, ” and the conversation will immediately cease .

Lots of ‘GoT’ spoilers.

GoT watchers respect the “no spoiler” rule more than any group of Tv love I know. If you tell them not to bungle anything, they’ll either mumble to each other, or stop talking all together. Either room, they won’t be talking about it with you, and that is a earn in my book.

Start describing plot lines of Harry Potter .

If you don’t know ‘Harry Potter’, you’re out of luck. Sorry.

They’re basically the same, right? I imply same drama, same fiction characters, same dragon. No one is to be able to see, I swear.

If you don’t is known about Harry Potter , sorry, I can only get you so far. You has truly brush up on at the least one major sequence in pop culture history.

Say “I can’t believe that character lived. RIP.”

Does this chap die?

From what I discover, every courage in GoT vanishes a horrifying fatality. There’s something about a Red Wedding that I sounds was* SPOILER ALERT* super bloody-minded, and I’m assuming there were only one or two attributes left standing subsequentlies. If this is true, odds are that the specific characteristics all your best friend are discussing is long gone.

But if those friends reply to your sadness with “Wait…he didn’t die, ” just say, “Oh, I meant…” then snap your paws a few days and look like you’re picturing really hard until they say another honour. Then you declare, “YES! That’s him. I miss him. RIP.”

Phew, crisis averted.

Just retain recurring the term “Winter is coming.”

Is it though?

It seems like, at this proportion, winter will never come. So mostly, this strategy is solid largely because it continues to be true. Winter IS growing. But is it here presently? Not yet.

If all else flunks, just say you ardour Jon Snow because everybody does. I think.

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