After ensure the mildly seductive train shipwreck that was the first movie, we weren’t sure if they would go ahead with the last two, but they cranked them out swiftly, came to see you on Valentine’s Day two years in a row. You know the movies are high quality when they’re desperate to get them uttered before potential investors are like “oh wait, this is literally the most difficult, we want our money back.”
In the brand-new trailer, we get a look at Anastasia and Christian getting married( sorry for the spoiler but we actively don’t give a shit ), and there’s sure to be lots of drama in the
bedroom red area this time around. There’s also the mandatory time of her being shocked he owns a private airliner, some startling music, and some artfully sketchy hits of her getting pounded because this isn’t* actually* porn.
We also examine Anastasia touching a gun seductively, which is sure to tip will for everyone involved. Sorry, can we “ve got a lot” less Anastasia in these trailers, and a lot more naked Christian? That would prepare me a lot more likely to buy air tickets, please and thank you.
The tagline in the trailer is “Mrs. Grey will see you now, ” like we’re supposed to be so sickened by their wedlock, but it really just sounds like you’re get called to the Principal’s office for something you did wrong. Like we said, the movie comes out on Valentine’s Day, so start clearing strategies now because it’s obvi going to sell out.