We all know that capitalism is the root of evil in the world, which is the only possible rationale for these dolls that are allegedly supposed to look like Prince Harry and Meghan Markle . Meghan’s doll looks just like a cross between an uglier copy of Samantha Parkington( the American Girl, duh) and the world’s blurriest photo of Meghan, while Harry’s is…much worse.

He has brown fuzz and attentions instead of red/ off-color, and he looks like a reject devil from the Toy Story movies. Like what is with the actual contour of this doll’s hearts now? Why is he wearing the exact out fit the Prince in Cinderella wears? Why does he have a bowl trimmed? And most importantly WHY ISN’T HIS HAIR RED? Red hair is like, Prince Harry’s defining facet. Isn’t the whole* phase* of Prince Harry that he’s a ginger? Why else is he now?